* The frightened tourist: “Are there any blood sucking bats in this cave?”
– The guide: “There were, but don’t worry, the snakes would have eaten all of them.”
* A couple were being given a guided tour of Bali, the best tourism destination in Indonesia. While they were exploring around the Mount Agung, their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love.
– “How awful !” exclaimed the wife.
– “But see, what a great way to spend eternity.” added the husband.
* What kind of mountain does everyone like?
– Mountain Dew!!! hahaha