* Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
– At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

* What did the ocean say to beach?
– Umm, nothing, it just waved.

* What did the beach say to the wave?
– Long tide, no sea!

 

 

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